Learn how Nancy went from a government salary to being one of the wealthiest women n the USA! Use her tips and tricks to double and triple your income using tax loops and barely legal investment techniques.
DNA TESTING with Elizabeth “Running Dog” Warren
Elizabeth Warren, the Native American politician, is a highly sought-after lecturer.
You will become familiar with DNA testing and discover how to use the results to secure a high-paying position at a prestigious Ivy League school.
HOW TO BUY MULTIPLE LAKE HOUSES Presented by Bernie Sanders
In this informative class, Bernie will reveal the secrets to buying multi-million-dollar lake homes using payoffs and bribes. This requires the initial class, Other People’s Money and How to Use It.
HOW TO MAKE AND SELL PAINTINGS taught by Hunter Biden
In this enjoyable class, you will discover the craft of painting with just your naked body, plastic straws, and acrylic paints. The teacher will explain the significance of allocating the proceeds from your art sales, setting aside 10% for family members. Must be over 18 for legal reasons.
These classes are taught on M,W,F at 7pm in the Learning Center and payment is through Venmo, Cayman Islands funds, or cash.
Life is confusing, but inclusion doesn’t have to be!
With over 87 genders and sexualities its nearly impossible to keep with the inclusion but with this dizzying, intense, and colorful flag you can announce to the world that you love everyone whether they are a zim, xer, they, zem, shim, or a plain he or she. (Boring!) Show your friends that if they have a shenis or a v-port, you love them!
This beautiful design is called My Flag is More Inclusive Than Your Flag and new merch has just dropped!
You can now show off your commitment to being a woke social justice warrior who embraces everyone with an open heart and an open mind! Be an ally and consider yourself better than everyone else when you slip into a My Flag is Better Than Your Flag shirt.
More designs coming soon.
For my readers, you can use code: JEBRA at checkout for 15% off your order.
Indeed, using the wrong pronouns should be publishable by law, right up there with misgendering.
Here is a list of common Federal Offenses. I added Misgendering since it is as equally serious as other crimes, maybe even more so because there is a personal and emotional component involved.
Below is a comprehensive list of Federal Crimes. I am petitioning to add Misgendering and Deadnaming to this list, as well as Drag Queen Restrictions and a Ban on Twerking which cannot be far behind.
Abusive Sexual Contact
Advocating Overthrow of Government
Aggravated Identity Theft
Aggravated Sexual Abuse
Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
Assisting or Instigating Escape
Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
Certification of Checks (Fraud)
Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
Commodities Price Fixing
Concealing Escaped Prisoner
Concealing Person from Arrest
Concealment of Assets
Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
Contempt of Court
Continuing Criminal Enterprise
Conveying False Information
Credit/Debit Card Fraud
Crime Aboard Aircraft
Crimes on Government Reservations
Crimes on Indian Reservations
Criminal Contempt of Court
Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
Damage to Religious Property
Delivery to Consignee
Demands Against the U.S.
Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
Destruction of an Energy Facility
Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
Detention of Armed Vessel
Disclosure of Confidential Information
Drug Abuse Violations
DUI/DWI on Federal Property
Election Law Crimes
Embezzlement Against Estate
Entering Train to Commit Crime
Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
Environmental Scheme Crimes
Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
Examiner Performing Other Services
Exportation of Drugs
Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
Falsely Claiming Citizenship
False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
False Information and Hoaxes
False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
Federal Aviation Act
Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
Female Genital Mutilation
Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
First Degree Murder
Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
Fraud Against the Government
Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
Hate Crime Acts
Illegal Possession of Firearms
Impersonator Making Arrest or Search
Importation of Drugs
Influencing Juror by Writing
Insider Trading Crimes
Interference with the Operation of a Satellite
International Parental Kidnapping
Interstate Domestic Violence
Interstate Violation of Protection Order
Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys
Mailing Threatening Communications
Major Fraud Against the U.S.
Medical/Health Care Fraud
Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft
Misuse of Passport
Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents
Motor Vehicle Theft
Murder by a Federal Prisoner
Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting
Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility
Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution
Obstruction of Court Orders
Obstruction of Federal audit
Obstruction of Justice
Obstruction of Criminal Investigations
Officer Failing to Make Reports
Partial Birth Abortion
Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena
Picketing or Parading
Possession by Restricted Persons
Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.
Possession of Narcotics
Possession of Child Pornography
Private Correspondence with Foreign Government
Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses
Protection of Foreign Officials
Public Corruption Crimes
Radiological Dispersal Devices
Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion
Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating
Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds
Registration of Certain Organizations
Reproduction of Citizenship Papers
Resistance to Extradition Agent
Rescue of Seized Property
Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title
Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant
Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances
Sale of Citizenship Papers
Sale of Stolen Vehicles
Searches Without Warrant
Second Degree Murder
Sexual Abuse of a Minor
Sexual Conduct with a Minor
Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence
Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)
Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing
Subornation of Perjury
Suits Against Government Officials
Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant
Tampering with Consumer Products
Tampering with Vessels
Theft of Trade Secrets
Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services
Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)
Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale
Transportation of Slaves from U.S.
Transportation of Stolen Vehicles
Transportation of Terrorists
Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents
Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property
Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons
Violence at International airports
Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity
Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death
WRONG PRONOUN USAGE
If you can think of anything else that hurts people emotionally, and should be a felony or misdemeanor, please contact me here.
I am currently in the process of seeking retroactive emotional wound compensation for having my birthdate read aloud while I was picking up a prescription, as well as someone at the DMV using my former last name.
There was also a time when I was misgendered as child, and that has stuck with me for decades, I’d like to get compensated for that horrible experience.
Look at these female athletes. I bet you will never be able to tell who is trans.
It’s a mystery. They are all the same.
My guess is the brunette? I don’t know.
I see three muscular females.
I’m assuming the transwoman is the one in the hat?
Can’t say for sure.
It’s just so hard to tell. There are no visual clues from which to draw a conclusion.
As you can see by the photos evidenced above, transwomen ARE women.
Period. End of sentence.
If you identify as a woman and feel like a woman, then you are- it’s that simple.
The above chart is something I stumbled upon and am so nauseated and upset that I cannot look at it for one more second. It shows some ridiculous, arbitrary differences between male and female athletes. It’s so wrong. Ignore it!
Upon reading about inclusion for transwomen athletes, someone had the audacity to suggest an all-trans competition to “level the playing field” so to speak.
In a new study, it was revealed that composer Ludwig van Beethoven died from liver failure.
This conclusion came from extensive studies involving DNA. His heavy alcohol consumption, besides other issues, lead to his death by cirrhosis in 1827.
Ludwig died at age 56 in 1827.
A Netflix adaptation of his life is in the works.
Genderless Theybies. It’s a thing!
Nothing is more exciting than welcoming a new human into this world most often, people are asked, “Are you having a boy or girl?” and until now, there wasn’t a politically correct way to answer this touchy question.
A brave expectant birthing person has come forward and announced they will let their child decide their own gender.
“We will wait until zey are older for them to let us know which gender resonates,” says one of the birthing parents. “Ideally our child will try on many genders and sexualities before finding the right one. No need to conform to some arbitrary journey. We support xem in xeir journey.”
This is the way forward in parenting!
In other news,
Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News while Don Lemon was let go from CNN. Meghan Markle parted her hair down the middle and Elon Musk handed out verifications to any celebrity who cried about their legacy blue check mark being taken away.
Thanks to the state of Florida’s education department, these books are at risk of being banned.
Imagine living in a world where D for Drag Queens isn’t allowed? Makes me SICK.
Here is the complete list of books that are in danger:
Explaining Wypipo by Nixie Bisdark
D is for Drag Queens by Ivana Pickle
We Are All Going to Die: A Book about Climate Change for Kids, Forward by Dr. Greta Thunberg
The Life of George Floyd by Dontarius Stein
Daddy Has a Boyfriend by Charles Lesby, PhD.
Stealing Hearts & Other Things by Whiskey T. Fanning.
I’d love to hear if you have read any of these books.
I highly recommend buying as many copies as you can and keeping a stockpile in case folks in Florida need you to ship them, much like prohibitionists during the 1920s. Imagine a speakeasy with banned books? It’s coming!
Imagine, if you will a time like the photo above. A mother, father, and children, all identifying as the gender there were born into.
A mother in a traditional role, the father is the breadwinner. The kids were unaware of the technology to come like ipads and iphones. They had no idea they could identify as the opposite gender.
They probably played outside until it got dark and made treehouses and forts, rode their bikes, and got dirty in the mud. They played ball in yards and got on the ground and played marbles and jacks and let their imaginations run wild.
No one could think of a time when those things would become nearly obsolete.
The mother was likely in the kitchen or doing laundry, caring for her family. She made things like meatloaf and roast, no idea about being vegan. No one knew about climate change or electric cars. She probably couldn’t conceive of such an invention as an Air Fryer or InstaPot.
The father, was at work all day only to come home and pay the bills. On the weekends, I bet he mowed the lawn and worked around the house, forcing the kids to help. Poor kids.
They lived in a house like this:
I know what you’re thinking- GROSS.
We have come so far!
Look at the new family unit:
Two mothers, one of which is trans. All of their adopted children are transgender except the one in the middle who has not figured out them’s gender yet. They all have their own pronouns.
The two moms both work in the social justice sector and they are entovegans meaning they are vegan, but eat insects.
They don’t want their kids outside where it’s too dangerous but that’s okay because the children rather sit inside and play on their electronics.
Their home looks like this:
Take a look at the changes from the 1950’s to now.
Teenagers then and now:
Musicians then and now:
Woman in the 1950s, a woman of today:
Men then and now:
As evidenced by the photos, our society has really evolved.
Women can be men, men can be women, kids can practically be raised by technology and no one needs to go outside.
Everything can be ordered online and delivered to you. And when you do go out, it’s acceptable to roll out of bed in your pajamas right into your electric car and then go to a big box store where you can buy a greeting card and pet food and everything in between. Just yesterday my daughter Charcuterie decided she was a cat so I went to the store to buy her a litterbox and a scratching post.
That would have never happened in the 1950’s. We have neighbors who are birthing parents, chest-feeding their nonbinary infant. Think we could have such a thing back in the 50’s or 60’s? Nope.
This beautiful evolution will only take us to more places we cannot even conceive of right now. I literally can’t wait to see what happens in the next few years!
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