Classes for Adults Featuring Your Favorite Political Figures

INVESTING 101 With Nancy Pelosi

Learn how Nancy went from a government salary to being one of the wealthiest women n the USA! Use her tips and tricks to double and triple your income using tax loops and barely legal investment techniques.

DNA TESTING with Elizabeth “Running Dog” Warren

Elizabeth Warren, the Native American politician, is a highly sought-after lecturer.

You will become familiar with DNA testing and discover how to use the results to secure a high-paying position at a prestigious Ivy League school.

HOW TO BUY MULTIPLE LAKE HOUSES Presented by Bernie Sanders

In this informative class, Bernie will reveal the secrets to buying multi-million-dollar lake homes using payoffs and bribes. This requires the initial class, Other People’s Money and How to Use It.

HOW TO MAKE AND SELL PAINTINGS taught by Hunter Biden

In this enjoyable class, you will discover the craft of painting with just your naked body, plastic straws, and acrylic paints. The teacher will explain the significance of allocating the proceeds from your art sales, setting aside 10% for family members. Must be over 18 for legal reasons.

These classes are taught on M,W,F at 7pm in the Learning Center and payment is through Venmo, Cayman Islands funds, or cash.

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My Flag Is More Inclusive Than Your Flag

Life is confusing, but inclusion doesn’t have to be!

With over 87 genders and sexualities its nearly impossible to keep with the inclusion but with this dizzying, intense, and colorful flag you can announce to the world that you love everyone whether they are a zim, xer, they, zem, shim, or a plain he or she. (Boring!) Show your friends that if they have a shenis or a v-port, you love them!

This beautiful design is called My Flag is More Inclusive Than Your Flag and new merch has just dropped!

GO HERE TO SEE!

You can now show off your commitment to being a woke social justice warrior who embraces everyone with an open heart and an open mind! Be an ally and consider yourself better than everyone else when you slip into a My Flag is Better Than Your Flag shirt.

More designs coming soon.

For my readers, you can use code: JEBRA at checkout for 15% off your order.

Dylan Mulvaney Says It Should Be Illegal to Use the Wrong Pronouns

Recently Dylan Mulvaney ruffled some feathers when she announced it should be a crime to use incorrect pronouns.

Here is the video so you can hear her in her own words.

Indeed, using the wrong pronouns should be publishable by law, right up there with misgendering.

Here is a list of common Federal Offenses. I added Misgendering since it is as equally serious as other crimes, maybe even more so because there is a personal and emotional component involved.

Below is a comprehensive list of Federal Crimes. I am petitioning to add Misgendering and Deadnaming to this list, as well as Drag Queen Restrictions and a Ban on Twerking which cannot be far behind.

  • Abusive Sexual Contact
  • Advocating Overthrow of Government
  • Aggravated Assault/Battery
  • Aggravated Identity Theft
  • Aggravated Sexual Abuse
  • Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
  • Airplane Hijacking
  • Anti-racketeering
  • Antitrust
  • Armed Robbery
  • Arson
  • Assassination
  • Assault with a Deadly Weapon
  • Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
  • Assisting or Instigating Escape
  • Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
  • Bank Burglary
  • Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
  • Bank Larceny
  • Bank Robbery
  • Blackmail
  • Bombing Matters
  • Bond Default
  • Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
  • Bribery Crimes
  • Certification of Checks (Fraud)
  • Child Abuse
  • Child Exploitation
  • Child Pornography
  • Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
  • Coercion
  • Commodities Price Fixing
  • Computer Crime
  • Concealing Escaped Prisoner
  • Concealing Person from Arrest
  • Concealment of Assets
  • Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
  • Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
  • Contempt of Court
  • Continuing Criminal Enterprise
  • Conveying False Information
  • Copyright Matters
  • Counterfeiting
  • Counterintelligence Crimes
  • Credit/Debit Card Fraud
  • Crime Aboard Aircraft
  • Crimes on Government Reservations
  • Crimes on Indian Reservations
  • Criminal Contempt of Court
  • Criminal Forfeiture
  • Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
  • Cyber Crimes
  • Damage to Religious Property
  • DEADNAMING
  • Delivery to Consignee
  • Demands Against the U.S.
  • Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
  • Destruction of an Energy Facility
  • Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
  • Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
  • Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
  • Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
  • Detention of Armed Vessel
  • Disclosure of Confidential Information
  • Domestic Security
  • Domestic Terrorism
  • Domestic Violence
  • Drive-by Shooting
  • Drug Abuse Violations
  • Drug Smuggling
  • Drug Trafficking
  • DUI/DWI on Federal Property
  • Economic Espionage
  • Election Law Crimes
  • Embezzlement
  • Embezzlement Against Estate
  • Entering Train to Commit Crime
  • Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
  • Environmental Scheme Crimes
  • Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
  • Examiner Performing Other Services
  • Exportation of Drugs
  • Extortion
  • Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
  • Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
  • False Bail
  • False Pretenses
  • False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
  • Falsely Claiming Citizenship
  • False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
  • False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
  • False Information and Hoaxes
  • False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
  • Federal Aviation Act
  • Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
  • Female Genital Mutilation
  • Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
  • First Degree Murder
  • Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
  • Forced Labor
  • Forcible Rape
  • Forgery
  • Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
  • Fraud Against the Government
  • Genocide
  • Hacking Crimes
  • Harboring Terrorists
  • Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
  • Hate Crime Acts
  • Homicide
  • Hostage Taking
  • Identity Theft
  • Illegal Possession of Firearms
  • Immigration Offenses
  • Impersonator Making Arrest or Search
  • Importation of Drugs
  • Influencing Juror by Writing
  • Injuring Officer
  • Insider Trading Crimes
  • Insurance Fraud
  • Interference with the Operation of a Satellite
  • International Parental Kidnapping
  • International Terrorism
  • Interstate Domestic Violence
  • Interstate Violation of Protection Order
  • Larceny
  • Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys
  • Mailing Threatening Communications
  • Major Fraud Against the U.S.
  • Manslaughter
  • Medical/Health Care Fraud
  • Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft
  • Misuse of Passport
  • Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents
  • MISGENDERING
  • Molestation
  • Money Laundering
  • Motor Vehicle Theft
  • Murder by a Federal Prisoner
  • Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting
  • Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility
  • Narcotics Violations
  • Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution
  • Obstruction of Court Orders
  • Obstruction of Federal audit
  • Obstruction of Justice
  • Obstruction of Criminal Investigations
  • Officer Failing to Make Reports
  • Partial Birth Abortion
  • Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena
  • Peonage
  • Perjury
  • Picketing or Parading
  • Pirating
  • Possession by Restricted Persons
  • Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.
  • Possession of Narcotics
  • Possession of Child Pornography
  • Private Correspondence with Foreign Government
  • Probation Violation
  • Product Tampering
  • Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses
  • Prostitution
  • Protection of Foreign Officials
  • Public Corruption Crimes
  • Racketeering
  • Radiological Dispersal Devices
  • Ransom Money
  • Rape
  • Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion
  • Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating
  • Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds
  • Registration of Certain Organizations
  • Reproduction of Citizenship Papers
  • Resistance to Extradition Agent
  • Rescue of Seized Property
  • Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title
  • Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant
  • Robbery
  • Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances
  • Sabotage
  • Sale of Citizenship Papers
  • Sale of Stolen Vehicles
  • Searches Without Warrant
  • Second Degree Murder
  • Serial Murders
  • Sexual Abuse
  • Sexual Abuse of a Minor
  • Sexual Assault
  • Sexual Battery
  • Sexual Conduct with a Minor
  • Sexual Exploitation
  • Sex Trafficking
  • Shoplifting
  • Smuggling
  • Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence
  • Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)
  • Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing
  • Subornation of Perjury
  • Suits Against Government Officials
  • Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant
  • Tampering with Consumer Products
  • Tampering with Vessels
  • Theft of Trade Secrets
  • Torture
  • Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services
  • Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)
  • Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale
  • Transportation of Slaves from U.S.
  • Transportation of Stolen Vehicles
  • Transportation of Terrorists
  • Trespassing
  • Treason
  • Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents
  • Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property
  • Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
  • Vandalism
  • Video Voyeurism
  • Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons
  • Violence at International airports
  • Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity
  • Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death
  • Wire Fraud
  • WRONG PRONOUN USAGE

If you can think of anything else that hurts people emotionally, and should be a felony or misdemeanor, please contact me here.

I am currently in the process of seeking retroactive emotional wound compensation for having my birthdate read aloud while I was picking up a prescription, as well as someone at the DMV using my former last name.

There was also a time when I was misgendered as child, and that has stuck with me for decades, I’d like to get compensated for that horrible experience.

You may donate to my Emotional Compensation Fund by going here while I try to repair that damage.

Find The Transwoman! Hint, You Can’t

Look at these female athletes. I bet you will never be able to tell who is trans.

It’s a mystery. They are all the same.

My guess is the brunette? I don’t know.

I see three muscular females.

I’m assuming the transwoman is the one in the hat?

Can’t say for sure.

Slay, QUEEN.

It’s just so hard to tell. There are no visual clues from which to draw a conclusion.

As you can see by the photos evidenced above, transwomen ARE women.

Period. End of sentence.

If you identify as a woman and feel like a woman, then you are- it’s that simple.

Done.

The above chart is something I stumbled upon and am so nauseated and upset that I cannot look at it for one more second. It shows some ridiculous, arbitrary differences between male and female athletes. It’s so wrong. Ignore it!

Upon reading about inclusion for transwomen athletes, someone had the audacity to suggest an all-trans competition to “level the playing field” so to speak.

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Today’s News

In a new study, it was revealed that composer Ludwig van Beethoven died from liver failure.

This conclusion came from extensive studies involving DNA. His heavy alcohol consumption, besides other issues, lead to his death by cirrhosis in 1827.

Ludwig died at age 56 in 1827.

A Netflix adaptation of his life is in the works.

Genderless Theybies. It’s a thing!

Nothing is more exciting than welcoming a new human into this world most often, people are asked, “Are you having a boy or girl?” and until now, there wasn’t a politically correct way to answer this touchy question.

A brave expectant birthing person has come forward and announced they will let their child decide their own gender.

“We will wait until zey are older for them to let us know which gender resonates,” says one of the birthing parents. “Ideally our child will try on many genders and sexualities before finding the right one. No need to conform to some arbitrary journey. We support xem in xeir journey.”

This is the way forward in parenting!

In other news,

Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News while Don Lemon was let go from CNN. Meghan Markle parted her hair down the middle and Elon Musk handed out verifications to any celebrity who cried about their legacy blue check mark being taken away.

These Kids Books Are in Danger

Thanks to the state of Florida’s education department, these books are at risk of being banned.

Imagine living in a world where D for Drag Queens isn’t allowed? Makes me SICK.

Here is the complete list of books that are in danger:

Explaining Wypipo by Nixie Bisdark

D is for Drag Queens by Ivana Pickle

We Are All Going to Die: A Book about Climate Change for Kids, Forward by Dr. Greta Thunberg

The Life of George Floyd by Dontarius Stein

Daddy Has a Boyfriend by Charles Lesby, PhD.

Stealing Hearts & Other Things by Whiskey T. Fanning.

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I’d love to hear if you have read any of these books.

I highly recommend buying as many copies as you can and keeping a stockpile in case folks in Florida need you to ship them, much like prohibitionists during the 1920s. Imagine a speakeasy with banned books? It’s coming!

We’ve Come So Far!

Imagine, if you will a time like the photo above. A mother, father, and children, all identifying as the gender there were born into.

A mother in a traditional role, the father is the breadwinner. The kids were unaware of the technology to come like ipads and iphones. They had no idea they could identify as the opposite gender.

They probably played outside until it got dark and made treehouses and forts, rode their bikes, and got dirty in the mud. They played ball in yards and got on the ground and played marbles and jacks and let their imaginations run wild.

No one could think of a time when those things would become nearly obsolete.

The mother was likely in the kitchen or doing laundry, caring for her family. She made things like meatloaf and roast, no idea about being vegan. No one knew about climate change or electric cars. She probably couldn’t conceive of such an invention as an Air Fryer or InstaPot.

The father, was at work all day only to come home and pay the bills. On the weekends, I bet he mowed the lawn and worked around the house, forcing the kids to help. Poor kids.

They lived in a house like this:

I know what you’re thinking- GROSS.

We have come so far!

Look at the new family unit:

Two mothers, one of which is trans. All of their adopted children are transgender except the one in the middle who has not figured out them’s gender yet. They all have their own pronouns.

The two moms both work in the social justice sector and they are entovegans meaning they are vegan, but eat insects.

They don’t want their kids outside where it’s too dangerous but that’s okay because the children rather sit inside and play on their electronics.

Their home looks like this:


Take a look at the changes from the 1950’s to now.

Teenagers then and now:

Musicians then and now:

Woman in the 1950s, a woman of today:

Men then and now:

As evidenced by the photos, our society has really evolved.

Women can be men, men can be women, kids can practically be raised by technology and no one needs to go outside.

Everything can be ordered online and delivered to you. And when you do go out, it’s acceptable to roll out of bed in your pajamas right into your electric car and then go to a big box store where you can buy a greeting card and pet food and everything in between. Just yesterday my daughter Charcuterie decided she was a cat so I went to the store to buy her a litterbox and a scratching post.

That would have never happened in the 1950’s. We have neighbors who are birthing parents, chest-feeding their nonbinary infant. Think we could have such a thing back in the 50’s or 60’s? Nope.

This beautiful evolution will only take us to more places we cannot even conceive of right now. I literally can’t wait to see what happens in the next few years!

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