Biden Shocked to Learn Covid (Allegedly) Came From China

As many of us know, the dreaded and famous virus, Covid, came from an infected bat at a wet market.

As the story goes, a young couple was enjoying a steaming bowl of bat soup and then later presented cold-like symptoms at the Wuhan Hospital Emergency Room.

Soon after, the male flew around Europe for work, making his way to a symposium at Harvard University and by then, his casual interactions caused the viral particles to spread quicker than gossip.

Unfortunately, the virus grew worldwide. Through social distancing, arrows on supermarket floors, triple masking, and copious amounts of hand sanitizer, the virus was contained nearly three years after the wet market bat soup.

When asked about the virus coming from China, President Joe Biden said, “What?” and when pressed further about the origins of the virus, he laughed. Dropping his voice, Biden whispered, “Get vaccinated”

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

One of his spokespeople further clarified, “The president believes that the virus originated organically through a market. He doesn’t believe it came from the Wuhan Center for Virus Exploration.

He doesn’t believe in the gain of function and refuses to believe that Dr. Fauci, a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, would dabble in the gain of function research knowing the dangers it presented.”

When asked for a comment, Vice President Kamala Harris looking wistful, noted, “It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to be unburdened by what is, looking to what was, and looking forward to what may be.”

We hope someday to learn the origins of this virus so that we don’t ever repeat the pandemic again or at least the WEF decides it wants to shut the world.