Military Alphabet Needs An Update

With the wonderfully progressive strides made in the military regarding LGBTQ+ folx, I think it’s beyond time to update the old, stagnant Military Alphabet.

These bold, fearless Trans Leaders, pictured below, cannot be happy with having to use male-centric words like, “Mike” and “Papa” not to mention the triggering word, “Yankee.”

Take a look at the non-inclusive and boring alphabet that’s been used for hundreds of years.


I have created a new, inclusive, and exciting Alphabet for the Woke Military.

Take a look!

I feel confident that these words and this entire alphabet will be implemented in the military in the very near future.

Which words would you add? Let me know!