Cap’n Crunch Has a New Look!

Quaker Oats company has finally brought the beloved (though he’s white) Cap’n Crunch into the current year with a complete makeover including a chunky white belt and platform boots.

He’s identifying as a Ukrainian Captain who is completely woke with his rainbow-beaded necklace and pride flags clutched in each hand.

I applaud the updates to this character and hope more companies follow the Cap’ns lead.

We are pretty sure you’re going to appreciate the new Rice Krispies design too. Cereals have never tasted better or more woke.