Many of us know Sam from his excellent work as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition, but did you know he’s also a luggage aficionado and enjoys giving lessons in Kink 101? Joe Biden could not have chosen a better member for his administration!.

Not only does Sam set the trends for Puppy Play, but he is a fashionista that puts Vogue editor Anna Wintour to shame.

Let’s look at some of his best ensembles and then explore a few facts about them.

They are not only nonbinary, and highly intelligent but sassy, classy, and stylish.

Here are five quick facts you may not know about Sam.

1. They enjoy tying up their significant other at a table and eating their dinner on him while they watch Star Trek.

2. They like puppy play, “which involves grown men putting on dog masks and behaving like animals for sexual kicks.”

3. His drag queen persona is Sister Ray Dee O’Active

4. They have taught Kink 101 which featured “live demos on the tension forces of bondage, thermodynamics of wax play, physics of impact, and circuits of electro play!”

5. They is the son of Southern Baptist missionaries. 

I’m no psychic but I’m almost certain that President Biden will be giving Sam the distinguished Presidential Medal of Freedom award in 2023.

Well deserved too, if you ask me. I hope we begin to see more folx like Sam Brinton not only at the airport doing luggage cleanup but in the actual White House.