Holiday Gifts for the Twitter Lover in Your Life

This is the new hot game everyone will play this holiday season! Will You Be Fired From Twitter dares you to move around the board while trying to avoid infractions such as “Read The Daily Wire, Lose Two Turns” and getting ahead by announcing your pronouns and wearing an N95 mask.

Collect them all! These Ex-Employee of Twitter cards are ideal to collect and trade. You thought Pokemon cards were fun? Try these!

Read their names, pronouns, and job titles, then determine why they were fired. These cards provide hours of fun!

All gifts are available now, buy them soon because our stock is limited.

Now, for a limited time, you may sponsor an Ex-Twitter employee for as little as $100 a day which equates to a single gourmet lunch.

Choose from folx like Basil (above) or Meta (below) who desperately need a safe space and extra cash.