Thanks to Elon Musk taking over Twitter and letting just anyone buy a verification, things are going downhill quickly. Besides the $8 verification free-for-all, many people like my friend Girtha Lytle, above, have lost their jobs.
Essential workers have been mercilessly chopped and the company is vulnerable and understaffed.
I’m not sure how the company will survive without the following:
Climate Change Negotiator
Multi Gender Analyst
Intersectional, Standpoint, and Queer Theorist
Lesbian Arabic Culture Historian
Body Language of Queerness Specialist
Trans Leadership Ambassador
Erasing Whiteness Educator
Queer Discontentment Therapist
Jay Z and Kanye West Psychoanalysis Committee
These are just examples of the many jobs erased from the company, initiated by Elon Musk to save a few dollars.
Without these important roles, it’s only a matter of time before Twitter crumbles like the Myspace of yesteryear.
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