Fetterman’s Past in Horror Movies Exposed

He’s big. He’s lumpy. He’s scary. And he always looks angry. It may come as no surprise that John Fetterman has a past in horror movies such as Blair Witch Project, The Shining, and more.

He’s not just a politician, he’s an actor. What is your favorite role he was in? Please note: these photos may scare children and old people.

Recently, my daughter Charcuterie came to me trembling, tears in her eyes. “Mama,” she said, “Im afraid of the big, bad man!”

I assumed she was speaking of Donald Trump, but when she pointed to her iphone screen with a visibly shaking finger, she was motioning towards none other than John Fetterman. Take that as a cautionary tale and utilize the appropriate settings on your children’s phones.

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